Aussie’s election manifesto

[Super Nova]

SN 18/9 - Moved to porn now aussie has posted his platform as to not confuse punters

Posted on behalf of aussie ...............because he has failed to provide one

PA deserves a hard lined dictator to drive out the evil that has invested it.

My commitment is that I will rule with an iron fist and will ban anyone that dares to step out of line. The line will be drawn by me and will change when I see fit with no notice.

I will classify porn as anything I think may titillate me and that includes dead people, kids, dead dogs, sheep and especially midgets even if they are clothed or are in cartoon form.

I will reserve the right to bitch and complain about all matters and promise to continue to make no positive contribution to any thread.

Threads that are progressing well will be disrupted with my sniping at members and must have at least 70% off topic trash.

I will continue to play favorite to those that continue to suck up to me. They know who they are and they will have the full freedom of the board. Typing in large bold capitals and the same things repeated often will be the posting style I will enforce.

I will lie and continue to lie as it is my right as your king. There is no appeal.

I will demand evidence of any and all accusation and never provide any to support my false claims on any matter. I am king. It will be my right.
Screenshots from anyone but SN will be accepted as proof so learn how to do them and attach them.

I will immediately ban IQ because he is getting too close to the truth about me.
I will immediately ban SN because he posts the truth about me. His avatars hurt my feelings so I hate this arsehole’s guts and will seek revenge.
I will ban Aia because he beat me so many time in arguments and the past elections… sob.
I will ban Nef and BO because I like to piss them off.
Roach will also be banned if he disagrees with me.
Yogi will be banned as soon as he posts another image of a dead pig that titillates me. See porn reference above.
I will allow boxy to stay because I really like and respect him. We go a long ways back.
All other members will need to submit a suck up plan for my review and approval.

New members will need to submit a suck up plan within the first week or be banned. They are welcome provided they comply.

My planted socks and those of my good buddies will come and vote for me. They know who they are.

All the members of Monk’s site will have priority access and privileged status.

I will not tell you who my moderators will be... you will find out.

There will be no freedom of expression here. Learn my opinion and post in line with that.

When I make demands, you all had better jump.

The precious will be mine.

Get ready for the enforcement of me will on you all.

I am begging you all to vote me for. Remember a vote for me will see the forum change to be even more deserted than the end of my last reign as king.

My plan to kill off PA will be complete.

Vote 1 Aussie – Vote for PA’s destruction

Note: This is a spoof

[skippy]

Aussie couldn't have said it any better himself.

[Super Nova]

Aussie couldn't have said it any better himself.

It does really represent aussie's view if you dig beneath his BS front.

[Neferti]

The one who will promise to BAN AUSSIE, permanently, will get my vote.

[Aussie]

The one who will promise to BAN AUSSIE, permanently, will get my vote.

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk......

Postby Neferti~ » Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:47 am
I am withdrawing from running for Admin. I have no desire to be Admin or Mod here as I have said many times, I was just pretending to annoy Aussie, which seems to have worked marvelously. Arsie is an Arsehole.

I am also NOT voting. I have totally lost interest in this joint. Good luck to all. Cheers.

[Rorschach]

Still got nothin' eh Useless... just like your little mate.

You 2 should get together and start a site of your own.
I hear Punch and Judy was very popular in it's day. You can decide who Judy is.

[IQS.RLOW]

The main reason people should vote for me is...

Aussie will get his just desserts.

No one else will make sure Aussie's destructive behaviour is reigned in.
I will make sure he will never be able to trouble posters or this forum again.

I have been doing some research regarding the PHPBB software and there are a few tricks that can be employed against a serial protagonist such as Aussie so that he will be rendered harmless, have a target on his forehead and failing all else be made permanently absent.

Although, should I win, I gather he will slither off an hide somewhere until he thinks there is another chance at destabilizing the forum. My bag of tricks mentioned above will render it impossible for him to do so, even after a change of admin.

Please think seriously about your vote and what you want for this forum. Aussie is the largest problem we have here. An incoming admin should make the biggest problems their priority. A vote for me will ensure the problem is taken care of.

[Neferti]

The one who will promise to BAN AUSSIE, permanently, will get my vote.

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk......

Postby Neferti~ » Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:47 am
I am withdrawing from running for Admin. I have no desire to be Admin or Mod here as I have said many times, I was just pretending to annoy Aussie, which seems to have worked marvelously. Arsie is an Arsehole.

I am also NOT voting. I have totally lost interest in this joint. Good luck to all. Cheers.

You are still an arsehole and the sooner you piss off, the better. Not one of the current posters wants you to be Admin, nor do they want Annie (Monk, Mantra or Ele) to be mod.