Why the world is rooted.

[billy the kid]

https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/nation ... 54vpr.html
Here is another example of the hysteria being played out by our incompetent politicians.
When this nurse was discovered as having the virus, Miles came out and announced that possibly "tens of thousands"
of people could be infected due to the nurse continuing to go to work whilst carrying the virus.
Today, the moron comes out and bumbles his way through an announcement that....wait for it.....
No-one has tested positive in this region.....
What about the "tens of thousands" fuckwit...…
There has been excessive testing in this region since this incident was uncovered.
Miles stated that almost 800 persons had been tested who may have come in contact with the nurse.
How many returned a positive test...
NIL...
Not one mention by any of the media of his "tens of thousands" of possible infections.
This fool is just as bad as the stupid old woman masquerading as the CMO who wouldn't let vintage
planes fly overhead on Anzac Day....
These imbeciles are simply justifying their existence by making it appear as though they are
doing something.
Qld is financially and intellectually bankrupt....
We cant even build our f.. dams properly...
The borders remain closed.
An election looms in October.
Will the premier open the borders before then.
Of course she will.
She wants to be re-elected....but but but.....
How many current cases are there in Qld at the moment.....
13...
Throughout the entire state, there are thirteen cases.
AND still the borders remain closed....

[billy the kid]

"Holy virus Batman...theyre everywhere..."
"Whats everywhere Robin....bats....."
"No Batman...people...and none of them have the virus.....
"Interesting Robin...very interesting....and Robin, none of them are
social distancing....."
Gotta laugh.....well..this is even more hilarious....
Sport Australia has released details of its "blueprint" to get grass roots sports up and
running in Australia....by grass roots I presume they mean amateur and junior sports....
The brilliant plan involves the following....
No high fives after a goal or points etc...
No handshakes.....
No huddles of joy after a goal....etc...
No grandparents at any playing field....
Spectators to watch from their cars only.....
I see....
What about rucks, mauls, line outs and scrums in rugby....
Body contact sport, but cant touch each others hands with a high five....
What about basketball...
When free throws are taken from the free throw line...each team lines up either
side of the keyhole and then struggles to retrieve rebounds..
Netball...
Whilst the goalshooter attempts a goal, players surround her jostling to put her off.....
Soccer....
When a corner kick is taken, jostling and barging occurs in the penalty box all the time...
Surf carnivals...
Competitors dive for a stick, jumping all over one another...whatever that event is called.....
Hockey...
Penalty stroke is taken...jostling everywhere....
The list is endless...all body contact sports....
BUT no high fives or handshaking, huddles etc....
Cant touch hands...might get the virus....
Even in cricket, the boffins are considering not allowing players to spit on the ball...
Try watching a junior sports event from your car....'Impossible....
The car park is often hundreds of metres away...
I presume this is to reduce crowds....or is it just stupidity....
In any case, with 22 kids on the field for say a game of soccer...that suggests 44 parents...estimating of course...
Some on this side of the field...some on the other...some behind the goal....some
up the other end....
Why not just say maximum of 50 spectators....
To suggest watching from the car park is ridiculous...
And who's going to run the barby after the game if grandparents are banned....
What if the referees a grandparent...
At say three hundred bucks a pop or more to kit your kid up to play soccer, inclusive
of all costs...gear, boots, insurance, membership fees....
AND to be told to watch from the car park...
Wont work...
Sports administrators in Australia couldn't administer their way out of a shithouse....
Ive been there...watched them screw it up for decades of involvement in junior sports...
Have a virus free day everyone.....

[billy the kid]

IN Qld its even worse...apparently theyre considering only one parent to be permitted at games
and kids are to change at home when non contact sports resume in Qld….
Mandatory changing at home...that's a bit dictatorial isn't it...…...
It now appears that they are differentiating between contact and non contact sports...
This will be interesting to watch the muppets sort this one out.....
One parent to attend the game....
I see...
What if one parents at work and has the family car....
And mum cant get a lift with anyone....
Can a parent have a substitute parent if they cant attend...say a neighbour or an aunt/uncle...
What about siblings....can they watch their brothers/sisters play......
One parent... sounds like theyre gearing up to allow 20 spectators per event...
Why not just say so....
Ten on this sideline and ten on that sideline...
No wait.... 8 on this sideline 8 on that sideline...2 behind that goal...2 behind that goal...
No wait...the two fields adjoining fields have sidelines only metres apart.....
That means the spectators from both games will not be socially distancing....
No wait...what about the linesman...what about the coach...where are they standing/sitting....
What about the reserves for each team.....no wait...that's 11 on that side....
Or is it 12....that kid on a pushbike...is he socially distancing.....
What a fuckup...…...

[billy the kid]

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/ ... anic-virus
Well, here is another expert with another opinion, albeit about the success or failure of lockdowns.
Obviously, a Nobel prize winning scientist is entitled to have an opinion, as can an economist, an epidemiologist, or any other
expert who the government wishes to listen to.
Which brings me to the opinion of Dr Norman Swann in Australia about the fiasco about to unfold in the Sydney metropolitan
transport system.
Dr Swann is regularly trotted out by the ABC to comment on various plandemic issues, has presented the programme Catalyst and
has won several awards. He recently appeared on Q and A answering several questions about the covid19 virus.
I am not praising Dr Swann, simply introducing him and giving a brief summary of his qualifications.
Such qualifications would suggest that his opinion could be classified as an expert opinion.
Which leads me to his opinion.....
He suggested recently that...to quote him..."if I was in charge of the world I would let it (the virus)
rip (on the public transport system) but ensure everyone (passengers) wore a mask and had the app on their phone.
Question....
How can one expert....(the expert advising the NSW State Government insist that train carriages be
painted with green dots on seats to ensure social distancing with only 32 passengers per carriage...whilst
buses can only carry 12 passengers and be instructed to drive past stops with people waiting if the bus is full.
At the same time the Transport Minister states he will close train stations for 15/20 minutes if platforms are full...)
….tell us all of this......
AND yet, Dr Swann, at the other end of the spectrum, suggests masking, apps and a let it rip attitude...
WHY are we not masking in Australia....
This is an example of the varying opinions of the experts advising our politicians.
AND stuck in the middle we have the mutts running this country telling us tens of thousands of people are
going to die because of their advice and their "modelling"
Im sure that a considerable percentage of people in Australia are beginning to shake their heads and wonder
if this is all necessary....
AND Sports Australia is suggesting one parent to a kids game of soccer, change at home into and
out of sporting garb...and spectators to watch from the carpark 200 yards away, from behind those trees....
Insanity..pure insanity......

[billy the kid]

https://www.zerohedge.com/health/nothin ... ples-lives
Well, we had to have the lockdowns....Scumo said so...
He had expert opinions….and expert modelling....
Game set and match...
Thank you linesmen...thank you ballboys…..
Scumo said so......

[billy the kid]

https://www.9news.com.au/national/hopes ... 8a2c#close
Aah well, the brainwashing and the bullshitting just goes on and on....
I know...lets create a thought bubble about working from home as being "the new normal....."
The articles states two out of three Australians expect to be working from home more often.....
Two out of three...
Bullshit...Where do they get these numbers from.....
"People have been shaken into changing their work and family boundaries....Dr Leach said..."
Have they....says who.....
SHAKEN...
Does she mean shaken....not stirred...as in martinis....
"I think that there is a willingness to recast what work will look like. The challenge there is it will have to work for businesses and for individuals."
Swinburne University's Asanka Gunasekara said people would likely spend the majority of the working week at home.
Mondays would be one of the more popular days to enter the office for team catch ups and meetings, with Friday unlikely to see many people coming in.
Are people going to want to work from home simply because they might catch a cold if they go to work....
The desire to do something easy weakens the desire to do something hard...comes to mind...
I know...lets work from home and have a bludge for as long as we can...…
We might catch a cold if we actually go to work.....naah...lets stay at home....
A "team catchup on Monday at the office..."
Does anyone believe this absolute bullshit....
Maybe all these working from home jobs are going to be created by Professor Scumo, who is now babbling on
like a sick child about his.....
"JobMaker" programme….
JobSeeker....JobKeeper...JobMaker….
Maybe next week he can work on a Hansel and Gretel rendition.....
Or maybe re-write The Tortoise and the Hare.....
I know....maybe re-write the "Incy Wincy Spider climbed up the water spout" children's rhyme....
This is the new normal plebs.....
Get used to it...
Work from home if you can...
You might catch a cold if you go to work.....
Yawn yawn yawn.....
Have a great day slaves........

[Black Orchid]

I see you haven't lost your touch. Ooops bad word "touch".

[billy the kid]

Shoooosh everyone...keep this a secret....
Brainwashing is supposed to be subtle....
Its a bit like salesmanship....not that truthful in the delivery, and simply full of bullshit.....
Whats he talking about....I can hear you saying.....
OK....
Let me explain....
Has anyone been to the supermarkets lately...of course you have.....
Everyone is out there stocking up madly...stepping over the thousands of dead bodies
in the malls and the streets.....no wait...isn't that tens of thousands....(according to the expert modelling.. )
Ever noticed the sign next to the checkout operator.....
You know...the one next to the big perspex screen around him/her....
I never bothered to read it before as I was running shit scared to do my shopping and then
get home as quick as I could to ensure the corona boogeyman wasn't hiding under my bed...…
But I digress...
I read the sign today and it says something like this....
"These screens are for the protection of everyone...."
WELL NO...…
The screens are for the protection of the checkout operator....
NOT YOU...
You see...Occupational Health and Safety Rules in all states specify that employers
must provide a "safe and proper" work environment for all employees....
In other words....protect the checkout operators from the plebs who might
have the virus....
How does the screen protect you....
It doesn't....
If the checkout operator has a sniffle or a cold...he should be at home and arranging for testing....
Isnt that what the government is telling employees....
Don't be a hero...stay at home if you have a sniffle.....
Therefore, it stands to reason that all checkout operators are fit and well....
Subtle...isn't it....
However, if you board a train or a bus in the Sydney Metropolitan Region...you have
to sit on a green dot..to maintain social distancing...
That's different.....that's so as if you get the virus, you cant sue the transport
provider (under the doctrine of duty of care to be given to invitees....)
Social distancing is still a contentious issue, as "experts" are now babbling as to whether
1.5 metres is far enough....considering how loudly you talk to someone...
If you talk loudly to someone, because of nearby noise, apparently the plebs are more susceptible
to catching the virus, as loud conversation carries your breath further.....
AND then, if you go into a restaurant, or wherever, its better to have the windows open
rather than have air conditioning.... as air conditioning is still a bit suss….
But then if its a windy night, the breeze coming through the window might propel
your breath further....
Maybe we should be sitting ten yards apart....or maybe standing.....
No wait...you cant stand...you cant dance...you cant sing....you cant mingle....
Might catch the virus....
The above...when I look at it...I think...
Youre not going to post that are you...its all a bit ridiculous....
WELL not really....
Its the truth....
So help me God...…
"What we have here is a failure to communicate....."
WELL not exactly....
The communication is there.....
BUT its all a con....
ITS all bullshit...….
Have a great day plebs.......
Dont forget to watch googlebox tonite...and keep up to date with Bob a Job Scumos
plan to save Australia....

[Black Orchid]

I was at the hospital the other night in what they call Fast Track. There are 16 large recliners there, all spread out, and they were all empty except for me. I'm just there laying down in it with a pillow and blanket lol.

Then this guy gets admitted and what does he do? He sits RIGHT next to me. I glared at him. Then his phone starts ringing with a really loud ring tone so he pulls it out and starts babbling into it really loudly whilst sitting there and facing me. 14 other large recliner chairs all spaced out to sit in but nah!

Moral of the story? Most people just don't like social distancing. Either that or they are complete morons. Both are applicable but I like the latter option.

[billy the kid]

https://www.zerohedge.com/health/over-4 ... -lockdowns
Even ZH is joining in with the brainwashing...….
Umm.....40% is a nothing stat...….
If a survey is taken of say 1000 people and 500 say they've changed for the better.....
ALL that means is 500 are saying that they HAVENT changed for the better...…
Its 1 for 1....
Its a meaningless statistic...…
One bloke says he's now cooking and doing his pushups via You Tube....
The next poor bastard is contemplating suicide...…
Who organizes these bullshit surveys.....the fkn janitor...…...