Do I have Covid?

[Aussie]

it's easy to get false readings on those so multiple tests are recommended. Do another tomorrow and see if it's the same result

I had something:
temperature, high blood pressure, nausea, pain, guts ache, feeling like I wanted to vomit,
head spinning, off balance, couldn't think straight, dry mouth, sore throat, croaky voice,
toes and fingers freezing cold, forehead and chest hot and sweating,
nose running, tiredness, exhaustion.

I assume you have seen a doctor?

WTF ask us wankers? How would we have a clue what the hell you had?

[Bobby]

it's easy to get false readings on those so multiple tests are recommended. Do another tomorrow and see if it's the same result

I had something:
temperature, high blood pressure, nausea, pain, guts ache, feeling like I wanted to vomit,
head spinning, off balance, couldn't think straight, dry mouth, sore throat, croaky voice,
toes and fingers freezing cold, forehead and chest hot and sweating,
nose running, tiredness, exhaustion.

I assume you have seen a doctor?

WTF ask us wankers? How would we have a clue what the hell you had?

I think it was some kind of virus and I have won the fight against it.
What could a doctor do now?
My bet is nothing.

[Jim Lahey]

Maybe he could help you with a hemorrhoid?

[Bobby]

Maybe he could help you with a hemorrhoid?

I don't have one - do you?

If so - what caused it?

[Jovial Monk]

Hemorrhoids are caused by not wiping your arse properly.