TELSTRA BROKEN UP

[Techy Tim]

And SLOW IQ will have to thank the govt as well, for giving him access to ultra-fast beastiality porn downloads.

$43Bn+++ spent and you will still be too stupid to log into a phpbb forum

[JW Frogen...]

Still, no cancer.

I win this round, I wind this round.

[Jovial Monk]

Fuck dickheads. Unforunately the likes of Non-tech tim will always be with us

[Jovial Monk]

you know Froges, drop this crap. My father died from cancer, I have lost others to fucking cancer. So just shut the fuck up, OK?

[Techy Tim]

Fortunately you haven't got long to go, much to everyone's relief

[Dr Spock]

I'm thinking a hefty dose of anal cancer for the Monk, Tim

[Jovial Dad]

I gave myself cancer because I hated my bratty son. Pack my pipe with asbestos so I didn't have to put up with the little fuck

[boxy]

Scott: I hate you both and I wish you had cancer!
Phillip: Cancer?
Scott: Yes, in the head.
Terrance: Head cancer? No, we beg you!

[boxy]

Scott: I hate you more than ever, Terrance and Phillip! I absolutely abhor you both! [starts waving his arms in front of them; pause]
Phillip: What are you doing, Scott?
Scott: I'm wishing cancer upon you!
Phillip: Cancer?
Scott: That's right! I'm trying to give you cancer with my mind!
Terrance: [hides behind Phillip] Ah! Stop that!
Phillip: Don't give me cancer!

[boxy]

Are there any scientific studies showing a clear link between mobile use and head cancer? Or is it the usual anecdotal headlines?