Melbourne Crime Crisis

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Its never a nice feeling being burgled or having your vehicle stolen.
I've even had my underwear stolen off a clothesline.
I mean C'mon!

Stealing underwear is very serious offense in PNG that can start inter-tribal war.

[Bobby]

Its never a nice feeling being burgled or having your vehicle stolen.
I've even had my underwear stolen off a clothesline.
I mean C'mon!

Must have been a poofter?

[Jasin]

Worst was when a mate and I decided to skinny dip in the water canals in Western Sydney. Our other two mates stole our clothes and drove off.
So it was that we both had a long barefoot and butt naked walk back home along Walgrove Rd (in the 90s) then along the Great Western Hwy. Cars beeping their horns and yelling out their windows.
Of course, one car pulled over to offer us a ride and of course he was Gay & Happy to help us out. I made sure I took the back seat, while my mate was happy to showcase himself to the driver.
Eventually dropped off on Mamre Rd, in St Mary's. Right when a packed bus pulled up and me mate's mother got out.
First thing she said was "I recognised you son, but not you Xavier."
It was a sore gravel walking and embarrassing experience.
Got back to our house and our mates were laughing and singing that ad song "One day, ya gonna get caught... with your pants down"



Ironically, later in life in my 40s.
I worked as a nude model for Art Groups ($50 per hour, for 4 hours). Go figure!?

[Bobby]

Worst was when a mate and I decided to skinny dip in the water canals in Western Sydney.

You're not a homo are you? -

not that there's ....

[Black Orchid]

Bobby you talk about, and mention, gays more than anyone else I've ever seen on the net.

Not that there's ...

[Bobby]

Bobby you talk about, and mention, gays more than anyone else I've ever seen on the net.

Not that there's ...

[Jasin]

Worst was when a mate and I decided to skinny dip in the water canals in Western Sydney.

You're not a homo are you? -

not that there's ....

In a Prison shower Bobby.
You would be the one who gets nervous and squeezes the soap 🧼 bar too tightly to hold onto.
The best i can help you out is to tell everyone "He's a pure Christian."

[Bobby]

Worst was when a mate and I decided to skinny dip in the water canals in Western Sydney.

You're not a homo are you? -

not that there's ....

In a Prison shower Bobby.
You would be the one who gets nervous and squeezes the soap 🧼 bar too tightly to hold onto.
The best i can help you out is to tell everyone "He's a pure Christian."