The organ grinder and her monkey.

[billy the kid]

Hey Barry....
I know youve just been redirected from Tamworth to Lakemba....
with those pfizer jabs....
Can you just do an about face and head down to Mildura....
Theres been an outbreak of two cases down there....
A couple of 90 year olds dying from cancer have caught covid....
Sorry for the confusion mate..
Im not sure who to blame....
Make sure you wear your mask all the way mate...
AND when you stop for petrol or a hotdog....wait outside
the shop until everyone has been served....then go in...
BUT keep your mask on..
And whatever you do...dont stop for hitchhikers....
They might give you the conjob19 virus....

[Redneck]

The inside outside game....
The monkey has told us that when we go shopping, we should wait outside the shop before we go in if there are people in the shop.....
I see...
So we stand outside, next to someone outside who is also waiting, because
we cant go inside and stand next to someone inside....
I see..
What if there are people waiting outside...
I know...
We wait in the car...
Do they realize how absolutely stupid they sound....

Whats your solution on how it should be done genius?

Im a critic..not a problem solver...genius...
The problem solvers are our politicians....
AND theyre failing miserably....
OR havent you noticed that....

A critic!

Wow thats the best joke I have heard all day!

[billy the kid]

The inside outside game....
The monkey has told us that when we go shopping, we should wait outside the shop before we go in if there are people in the shop.....
I see...
So we stand outside, next to someone outside who is also waiting, because
we cant go inside and stand next to someone inside....
I see..
What if there are people waiting outside...
I know...
We wait in the car...
Do they realize how absolutely stupid they sound....

Whats your solution on how it should be done genius?

Im a critic..not a problem solver...genius...
The problem solvers are our politicians....
AND theyre failing miserably....
OR havent you noticed that....

A critic!

Wow thats the best joke I have heard all day!

If someone criticizes something..isnt he a critic...
What part of that dont you understand....
Tell you what....
Start a thread boofhead...impress us with your
intellect....
Sorry...Ive challenged you to do that before and youve
declined....
Because you are far too gutless...absolutely gutless....
You remind me of the old saying...you cant put brains in statues
Heres another one....
There no fool like an old fool...
Youre a fool redneck....wasted space...

[Redneck]

The inside outside game....
The monkey has told us that when we go shopping, we should wait outside the shop before we go in if there are people in the shop.....
I see...
So we stand outside, next to someone outside who is also waiting, because
we cant go inside and stand next to someone inside....
I see..
What if there are people waiting outside...
I know...
We wait in the car...
Do they realize how absolutely stupid they sound....

Whats your solution on how it should be done genius?

Im a critic..not a problem solver...genius...
The problem solvers are our politicians....
AND theyre failing miserably....
OR havent you noticed that....

A critic!

Wow thats the best joke I have heard all day!

If someone criticizes something..isnt he a critic...
What part of that dont you understand....
Tell you what....
Start a thread boofhead...impress us with your
intellect....
Sorry...Ive challenged you to do that before and youve
declined....
Because you are far too gutless...absolutely gutless....
You remind me of the old saying...you cant put brains in statues
Heres another one....
There no fool like an old fool...
Youre a fool redneck....wasted space...

Sorry there is only room for one clown in this circus and you fill it admirably!

[billy the kid]

Whats your solution on how it should be done genius?

Im a critic..not a problem solver...genius...
The problem solvers are our politicians....
AND theyre failing miserably....
OR havent you noticed that....

A critic!

Wow thats the best joke I have heard all day!

If someone criticizes something..isnt he a critic...
What part of that dont you understand....
Tell you what....
Start a thread boofhead...impress us with your
intellect....
Sorry...Ive challenged you to do that before and youve
declined....
Because you are far too gutless...absolutely gutless....
You remind me of the old saying...you cant put brains in statues
Heres another one....
There no fool like an old fool...
Youre a fool redneck....wasted space...

Sorry there is only room for one clown in this circus and you fill it admirably!

Gutless.....fool...

[billy the kid]

Sorry...that should be....
Gutless....OLD....fool....

[billy the kid]

Time to resign Gladys....and take your monkey with you....

[Nom De Plume]

The inside outside game....
The monkey has told us that when we go shopping, we should wait outside the shop before we go in if there are people in the shop.....
I see...
So we stand outside, next to someone outside who is also waiting, because
we cant go inside and stand next to someone inside....
I see..
What if there are people waiting outside...
I know...
We wait in the car...
Do they realize how absolutely stupid they sound....

Whats your solution on how it should be done genius?

Im a critic..not a problem solver...genius...
The problem solvers are our politicians....
AND theyre failing miserably....
OR havent you noticed that....

A critic!

Wow thats the best joke I have heard all day!

Billy wants to be considered a critic but comes off a caviller.

[billy the kid]

OK...thanx for that...