How Good is this Global Crash?!

[Uncanny Valley]

Man, I can't get enough. You wouldn't believe all the people I know who are STRESSED THE FUCK OUT.

"Eeeeeww, we might both lose our jobs and we've got kids and a big-assed mortgage whatever are we to do eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!"

And then there's all the international BIG-END-OF-TOWN scandal. You could do a lot worse than read http://www.fark.com/business/ for your breaking business news, complete with hilarious (yet also intelligent) frat boy commentary.


--Just for the record, my job is cactus I reckon. Well, not my job specifically, but my company. Maybe we'll pull thru? Who knows? Time to swallow my pride and get a demeaning job at Bunnings hahahahaha. In the farking outdoor living section. Low prices are just the beginning. You know it, baby.

[JW Frogen]

Actually, working home improvement service sector might not be a good bet in a big bite, the home improvement companies in America are getting hit hard has people tend to cut that back first. (Harvey Norman is getting hit hard here.)

Become a frie boy at Maccas Uncanny, Maccas is booming in the US with all those cheap meals. Ronald is the big clown in town again.

McDonald's posts sizzling 80% profit rise in 2008

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id ... _article=1

[Aussie]

Hello, Uncanny! Where you been?

Looking for sheep to extract eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwws from?

Sorry about your job. No effects yet in the taxi game. Wanna drive?

[Uncanny Valley]

Have thought about Maccas, Red Rooter, et al. Don't you worry about that. But I will accept nothing less than ASSISTANT NIGHT SHIFT MANAGER. Or maybe head fryboy.

Froggy, http://www.fark.com/business/ confirms your theory. I'm not sure, but it seems patently obvious that Home Depot = Bunnings?

Home Depot soon to have 7,000 fewer employees who just can't seem to help you find a simple four-inch galvanized lag screw
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[JW Frogen]

These two made me laugh out loud.

“Canadian auto workers are more productive than U.S. and Mexican auto workers.... according to the Canadian Auto Workers union”


“Existing home sales rise 6.5% on news that it's pretty much a buy one, get one free at this point”

[White Indigene]

So is it some cruel co-incidence that the Landlords are going to benefit enourmously under the Labor hate regime???????

Answer> YES

The Banks too; but that is a given. If nothing else, national Monetary institutions must be carried forward, even if countries covet the most hopless and retarded governments ever to trapse the planet in modern times; even the vaunted ALP.

So the emerging Communist classses are loosing their voice; both from cat-calling and howling coooing at Rudds media feet, and from the failure of the hoped for 'revolution' in the market place. This replaced by propped up Banks, re-entrencehd Landlord as robbers, and a social disconnect from an established Reality. And a massive money print to replace the pilfered loot and save the aged folk, the oligarchs, the empowered and all their wares and ways.

The BetterOffness scale and the younger generations are taking a hammering under Wonderglory Labor.

And the 'revolutionary' Labor voters deserve all they rightly get.

[Uncanny Valley]

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In other business news, Vince the Shamwow guy is the GREATEST "as seen on TV" guy. Plenty are saying "voter fraud!!!! George Foreman all the way."
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Big Kev would like a word with both of them.

[White Indigene]

???? + ?

= wtf

I was merely pointing to the comparison between the ALP and fundamental market failure resulting in emerging socio-economic failure. Its relative to the thread title in that the ALP will do very well out of this economic strife, thank you very much. Not politicaly per-se, but monetarily.

Thats whare they will be able to later pork barrel the elecorates big time. It explains a major crack-down on crime after years of mayhem and enourmous death of the citizenry in certain electorates.

[JW Frogen]

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In other business news, Vince the Shamwow guy is the GREATEST "as seen on TV" guy. Plenty are saying "voter fraud!!!! George Foreman all the way."
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comment ... nk=4171245

Big Kev would like a word with both of them.

George Foreman would fire up the grill on the American economy but then sadly loose to Muhammads of all shapes, ideologies and sizes.