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Gordon
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At Bunnings

Post by Gordon » Sat Jun 26, 2021 5:05 pm

This morning I pulled out 3 double hung windows for reno. They haven't opened properly since I bought my place so one of those jobs I've been putting off forever. I needed to replace all the spiral balance things, all a Bunnings special order.

At the special orders desk there was tranny who looked like a very ugly man with terrible acne and short hair pigtails, and a weedy gay asian guy. The special orders desk area was festooned with rainbow flags can pride crap. I showed them the part I needed, had little hope they'd help and I was right. The tranny said, omg whats that. I said it's part of the window sash, it turned to the gaysian and said, I don't know about window sashes, but I can sashay. I just deadpanned them. Can I put in an order for 6 of these. Oh we don't know how to do a special order, can you come back in 2 hours. Me, so if you can't do a special order, why are you at the special orders desk. I wakked away before I got the answer.

Bunnings = BUMMINGS.
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Post by sprintcyclist » Sat Jun 26, 2021 5:45 pm

Gordon wrote:
Sat Jun 26, 2021 5:05 pm
This morning I pulled out 3 double hung windows for reno. They haven't opened properly since I bought my place so one of those jobs I've been putting off forever. I needed to replace all the spiral balance things, all a Bunnings special order.

At the special orders desk there was tranny who looked like a very ugly man with terrible acne and short hair pigtails, and a weedy gay asian guy. The special orders desk area was festooned with rainbow flags can pride crap. I showed them the part I needed, had little hope they'd help and I was right. The tranny said, omg whats that. I said it's part of the window sash, it turned to the gaysian and said, I don't know about window sashes, but I can sashay. I just deadpanned them. Can I put in an order for 6 of these. Oh we don't know how to do a special order, can you come back in 2 hours. Me, so if you can't do a special order, why are you at the special orders desk. I wakked away before I got the answer.

Bunnings = BUMMINGS.
I would officially complain.
Right Wing is the Natural Progression.

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Re: At Bunnings

Post by Bobby » Sat Jun 26, 2021 6:18 pm

Bunnings no good?
What is the world coming to?

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Re: At Bunnings

Post by Gordon » Sat Jun 26, 2021 6:20 pm

Bobby wrote:
Sat Jun 26, 2021 6:18 pm
Bunnings no good?
What is the world coming to?
I'm used to dealing with people in Bunnings who have next to no clue, but at least they try.

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Re: At Bunnings

Post by sprintcyclist » Sat Jun 26, 2021 8:07 pm

Gordon wrote:
Sat Jun 26, 2021 6:20 pm
Bobby wrote:
Sat Jun 26, 2021 6:18 pm
Bunnings no good?
What is the world coming to?
I'm used to dealing with people in Bunnings who have next to no clue, but at least they try.
Invariably I have found them to be very good.
If they want to throw in inappropriate homosexual asides and be useless at their job, I would report them.
Right Wing is the Natural Progression.

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Re: At Bunnings

Post by Aussie » Sun Jun 27, 2021 4:04 pm

Got this at Bunnings as part of my recent project of putting together a decent 'work shop' which is a daily work in progress. This is a beast, a real powerhouse which had me very gun shy at first but am getting more comfortable using it.

*Well, there ya go. Seems I cannot post attachments. Bobby??*

:?

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Post by Super Nova » Sun Jun 27, 2021 4:22 pm

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Re: At Bunnings

Post by Super Nova » Sun Jun 27, 2021 4:23 pm

Aussie wrote:
Sun Jun 27, 2021 4:04 pm
Got this at Bunnings as part of my recent project of putting together a decent 'work shop' which is a daily work in progress. This is a beast, a real powerhouse which had me very gun shy at first but am getting more comfortable using it.

*Well, there ya go. Seems I cannot post attachments. Bobby??*

:?
i can, that is strange,
Always remember what you post, send or do on the internet is not private and you are responsible.

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Re: At Bunnings

Post by Aussie » Sun Jun 27, 2021 4:35 pm

Super Nova wrote:
Sun Jun 27, 2021 4:23 pm
Aussie wrote:
Sun Jun 27, 2021 4:04 pm
Got this at Bunnings as part of my recent project of putting together a decent 'work shop' which is a daily work in progress. This is a beast, a real powerhouse which had me very gun shy at first but am getting more comfortable using it.

*Well, there ya go. Seems I cannot post attachments. Bobby??*

:?
i can, that is strange,
Where is the button?

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