Forecast big gas explosions and pregnant Katie Holmes
None of that actually happened
KEVIN Rudd will be PM by the end of the year.
Prince William and Kate Middleton will have had a child. The Queen will become ill and talk of handing over the crown.
Katie Holmes will have had a baby, too.
A News.com.au review of psychic predictions for 2012 has revealed that there is a lot of work to do in a short amount of time if their prophecies are to be fulfilled.
The Psychics Directory prints their "top predictions" from members of the Australian Psychics Association at the beginning of each year.
At the beginning of this year they predicted terrorist attacks, fires, earthquakes, floods, volcano eruptions and water skiing accidents. All of which occurred - spooky, huh?
Unfortunately it's the specific predictions the nation's top crystal ball gazers fell down on.
KristyV, the psychic consultant who "tells you what your best friend won't", expected Barnaby Joyce to be "implicated in a blue gas flame explosion in a gas mining company".
Psychic and healer Kathy Foster said "Kevin Rudd will be reinstated as Prime Minister as a last ditch effort by the Labor Party to improve their ratings". They'd better move quickly.
Francis Bevan correctly divined "there will be a lot of concern about Kate's health" but predicted a baby would be born in November/December.
There are some areas psychics will be glad they failed miserably. Elisabeth Jensen, a multi-award winning psychic medium and the 2010 Australian Psychic of the Year predicted:
"Adelaide will be affected by an earthquake in March or April 2012 but damage will not be extensive and with only a very small loss of human life. A number of animals will be affected".
Ms Jensen also foresaw that people would be concerned about December 21, the Mayan Apocalypse, and thought there would be some energy shifts and technical difficulties caused but that "we will mainly all still be here living in Earth". Let us hope she meant ‘on'.
Frighteningly, Jade Sky – Queensland's Psychic of the Year - predicts SA and Victoria will be "hit with a very bad fire storm or bush fire season that will cover much of the states". There's still time.
Absent from the predictions were mentions of Prime Minister Julia Gillard's misogyny speech, the tragic prank call to Kate Middleton's hospital, the recent US school massacre, and the runaway success of a little song called Gangnam Style.
News.com.au has tried to contact the Psychics' Association to discuss the results, but they obviously weren't expecting the call. According to the ethics guide on their website, an "error margin" in predictions is "quite reasonable".
"At no time should professional members promise to be 100 per cent accurate," it says.
"Allowing for an error margin in predictions and the like is quite reasonable. Making ridiculous claims does not increase your standing in the clients' eyes. Honesty, on the other hand, will always serve you well."
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Wow what a surprise that the psychics got it wrong

