Census 11th Aug. 2026

[Bobby]

I got my letter in the mail with my secret code number to do it online.

Census nonsense on 11th August - tomorrow.

I guarantee that the Govt. already knows the correct answer
for every question they ask you -
the census is more just an honesty test -
and it's also a complete waste of money.

https://au.news.yahoo.com/census-leaves ... 00148.html

Census leaves Aussies so angry they're ripping it up: 'Zero brain cells'
Some people online are admitting they will not fill out the census form and are risking steep fines.

Nikitha Martins
Mon 10 August 2026 at 5:00 am AEST


However, there are pricey penalties for those who fail to complete the form.

The ABS will send another letter instructing those who have not filled out the census to complete it, and if they do not comply, they could face a fine of up to $364 for each day it goes incomplete.

It is also an offence to provide false statements and can result in a fine of up to $3,640.

[Black Orchid]

I did mine on the weekend. If there was something I didn't want to answer I didn't answer it. They got all of the main stuff though.

[Bobby]

I did mine on the weekend. If there was something I didn't want to answer I didn't answer it. They got all of the main stuff though.

As long as you don't risk a massive fine?

[Black Orchid]

I did mine on the weekend. If there was something I didn't want to answer I didn't answer it. They got all of the main stuff though.

As long as you don't risk a massive fine?

I only skipped 1 or 2. If they make a fuss I'll claim innocent ignorance lol.

[Bobby]

I did mine on the weekend. If there was something I didn't want to answer I didn't answer it. They got all of the main stuff though.

As long as you don't risk a massive fine?

I only skipped 1 or 2. If they make a fuss I'll claim innocent ignorance lol.

ummm - normally online forms don't allow you to skip any questions.

[Black Orchid]

I did mine on the weekend. If there was something I didn't want to answer I didn't answer it. They got all of the main stuff though.

As long as you don't risk a massive fine?

I only skipped 1 or 2. If they make a fuss I'll claim innocent ignorance lol.

ummm - normally online forms don't allow you to skip any questions.

Well it did. So if they allow it then they can't complain can they?

[Bobby]

I did mine on the weekend. If there was something I didn't want to answer I didn't answer it. They got all of the main stuff though.

As long as you don't risk a massive fine?

I only skipped 1 or 2. If they make a fuss I'll claim innocent ignorance lol.

ummm - normally online forms don't allow you to skip any questions.

Well it did. So if they allow it then they can't complain can they?

Good - so I might do the same.

Apparently they ask if you're a poofter or a lezzo.

[Bobby]

Just did the census -
it asked if I was a poofter -
I clicked straight.


It's so Australian:

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