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mellie
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by mellie » Thu Dec 27, 2012 5:10 pm
I found this amusing post in my travels today...
Had to sit behind Julia Gillard at a function. Behind and at an angle.
She is not very healthy looking.
Very large around the hips and waist.
She has contact lenses i think.
She was wearing fake eyelashes.
On her face are large immobile areas that usually are from Botox, you notice this up close because all the usual subtle micro-expressions are dulled out. She also has a strange curved wrinkle in her forehead from the Botox deadened areas shifting that to be a compression area.
She seems to have had some posture training to thrust out her small chin. The effect is ok from the front but it looks odd from the side on.
The overall appearance is akin to an Emu. A Small head, hook neck, small weak shoulders, large floopy chest, a huge girth and hips mass, and then trunk like legs and feet.
She has that pre menopausal smell that some woman get in their late 40's.
Its sort of an interurine raw kidney like smell. Its from her skin and I think is to do with lower levels of hormones or something.
She is quite a good speaker but has an odd habit of flapping her arms and over use of the hands. Often the 'hand signage' isn't related to the context or flow of the discourse, she would be better if she used them less.
She is quite unusual close up and projects more nervousness and anxiety than power and authority. I was quite surprised actually at how ordinary she was. She is good at the quick jibes and repartee but is not a charismatic or warm person close up.
I don't think she is prime minister material, she seems more a back room type than someone with much life experience. This comes across as she either talks in platitudes or off a script or on very narrow topics she does know something about.
She definitely needs to lose some weight as she looks quite unfit and the job of a Prime Minister is obviously stressful and demanding. She also should get the Botox or plumpers or whatever fixed up properly as now her face is a patchwork of quite old wrinkly (ie around the neck and nape) and then smooth plumped skin and it looks odd.
And I think pare back a bit on the makeup and eyelash extensions. She can look better being more natural rather than a vaudville act.
And she should widen her experiences and be more natural and do some public speaking training in body language etc.
Anyway she's a public figure and that's
my take on the lady.
Taken from...
http://www.topix.com/forum/world/austra ... IPFBVKAASK

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by Aussie » Thu Dec 27, 2012 5:12 pm
Now how about your commentary on Abbot, just for balance? Or don't you do balance? Or is that a rhetorical question?
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by mellie » Thu Dec 27, 2012 5:16 pm
Aussie wrote:Now how about your commentary on Abbot, just for balance? Or don't you do balance? Or is that a rhetorical question?
When Abbott is our PM, by all means, I will critically evaluate him the way some have Gillard it seems.

Jeezus, she smells like a raw kidney?

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by mellie » Thu Dec 27, 2012 5:26 pm
The same person responded with the following...
Not sure why a comment re Gillard's physical appearance has to also include Abbott but as a compare, because i have met them both.
Abbott is quite normal looking and fit.
He is a good public speaker and has a geniune empathy and does project well. He walks a bit like an action man and thinks as he talks with lots of ahhs etc but thats about all.
The point if you missed it is that Julia Gillard up close is quite fake. I haven't detailed her corrupt or ammoral behaviours, her deceit, her failings politically. Or anyone else's.
I just relayed an opinion of the person I saw
in Julia Gillard in terms of her appearance
physically.
And some constructive suggestions as to how
she could improve herself in fact.
I think she is physically a victim of trying to promote a self image that isn't real.
She hates woman (married woman are all prostitutes etc), hates normalcy, is atheist, ammoral, weird and fringe.
But then she attempts to be the woman for woman and clearly has had a lot of work done cosmetically - so the whole appearance is like a badly done con job. Neither femine or graceful, not authoritative or with charisma.
Instead she appears manufactured, confected, out of her depth and without any driving purpose or presence that you do expect in a real leader.
Btw I am not liberal or labor.
The last person in the labor party that I have met that had real presence and natural charisma and an obvious talent shining thru was Keating and how long ago was that...(rudd was about as fake as Julia in my view).
There is nothing in the current labor ranks that even rates these days. Nothing in succession at all.
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by Aussie » Thu Dec 27, 2012 5:29 pm
And then:
Perhaps this person is a troll who hates women and is envious of those who achieve a position of power and authority because they aren't able to do the same and their misplaced sense of entitlement is seen for what it is - misplaced.
And perhaps they can't do anything about their low status because they know nothing about politics, current events, foreign and domestic policy issues, etc.?
If all you can do is denigrate a Prime Minister's appearance and have no ability to discuss issues you only show how small, jealous and weak you are.
Now how about a balanced commentary on Abbot's appearance? Let's take a close look at those budgie smugglers, just for laughs, shall we?
Gee, isn't this fun.
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by boxy » Thu Dec 27, 2012 5:57 pm
Someone is imping our mellie on topix? Oh the humanity

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by IQS.RLOW » Thu Dec 27, 2012 6:00 pm
Feel free to start your own thread on Abbott.
This one is about the smelly bushpig with lipstick
Quote by Aussie: I was a long term dead beat, wife abusing, drunk, black Muslim, on the dole for decades prison escapee having been convicted of paedophilia
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by mellie » Thu Dec 27, 2012 6:04 pm
Aussie wrote:And then:
Perhaps this person is a troll who hates women and is envious of those who achieve a position of power and authority because they aren't able to do the same and their misplaced sense of entitlement is seen for what it is - misplaced.
And perhaps they can't do anything about their low status because they know nothing about politics, current events, foreign and domestic policy issues, etc.?
If all you can do is denigrate a Prime Minister's appearance and have no ability to discuss issues you only show how small, jealous and weak you are.
Now how about a balanced commentary on Abbot's appearance? Let's take a close look at those budgie smugglers, just for laughs, shall we?
Gee, isn't this fun.
Fun?
Absolutely... if you think that's bad Aussie, you should see what the rest of Australia (with the exception of a few die-hard Labor nuff nuffs like yourself think about her.
Is it because she's a woman? NO!!
Is it because she knifed Rudd? NO!!
Is it even how she looks, acts, or smells? NO!!
Is it her misandry and hatred of woman who love men? NO!!
Is it her hook neck and gimp waddle? NO!!
Whats being consistently reiterated by many Australians is the fact that she's confected, is FAKE!!

Good luck changing this Aussie, when Gillard lacks what it would take to fake not looking fake.

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by Aussie » Thu Dec 27, 2012 6:09 pm
Whats being consistently reiterated by many Australians is the fact that she's confected, is FAKE!!
'Goodo.'

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by Neferti » Thu Dec 27, 2012 6:15 pm
The overall appearance is akin to an Emu. A Small head, hook neck, small weak shoulders, large floopy chest, a huge girth and hips mass, and then trunk like legs and feet.
She has that pre menopausal smell that some woman get in their late 40's.
Its sort of an interurine raw kidney like smell. Its from her skin and I think is to do with lower levels of hormones or something.

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