Well, why stop with injecting cats and dogs....
Thats discriminatory.....
What about budgies and goldfish.....
What if I have a pet lizzard or a pet turtle....
Come on oligarchs....
Get your act together....
Just tell us that ALL PETS have to be given the jab....
Thats better....
You'll make heaps more money....
AND meanwhile, all the plebs will continue to be shit scared of the conjob19 virus,
and continue to hide under the bed....
BUT not with their pets...GET OUT ROVER...

I only have one question...
IF your dog coughs...does that mean he has the virus...
WILL you have to race down to the vet and get him tested for covid...
WHAT about goldfish....
How can you tell if a goldfish coughs....
QUICK...get that turtle vaccinated....
SLOW and steady wins the race....

OMG...its raining cats and dogs....
AND they've all got covid....


