PERTH TRAINS AND TRANSIT FUCKING SUCKS!!!

[JW Frogen]

I have just worked a fucking 12 hour day.

I have to take the train home at the miraculous time of 9 pm.

Do you think Perth can keep trains going at 9 pm?

No, these fucking hobbits are ALWAYS doing track works for the fucking "future", a fucking "future" that never comes on our rail system.

Add to this the fucking faggot transet guards in Perth, who can not stop ANY crime or enforce any fare, get angry with me because I am angry that this city can not keep trains running, these faries can not stop train crime but they can tell me to be quiet (I told them to go fuck themselves!!!!!!!!),the train guards here can not enforce any fare or decency, but they tell the decent to not bitch about trains not running, (this fucker is lucky VERY FUCKING LUCKY, I did not rip his fucking pin head off and shove it up a Trans Perth ticket machine, which also rarely works!!!!!!!!!!!!!) I want to drop an atomic bomb on this entire fucking cow town!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The only thing stopping me is the fact Uncanny and Mr. Plough live here.

I like the cut of their jib.

I am mad as hell and I AM NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[boxy]

Trains you can just hop on to get home?

Luxury!

Got to book at least a day in advance to get anywhere around here on publik transport

[freediver]

I had to catch a bus yesterday. They supposedly leave every ten minutes from the nearest stop. I waited twenty minutes and finally saw it coming, but it was in the wrong lane. It was in the right hand lane, making it kind of hard for him to stop. I waved anyway. He ignored me. Finally after half an hour I see another bus coming. Again it is in the wrong lane. I wave my arms frantically. It nearly causes a crash changing lanes, but manages to stop. I ask the driver what's going on. He says that when they are running late they like to use the right lane because it is quicker, and just assume no-one is waiting at the bus stop.

I'm not in Perth.

[JW Frogen]

I am going to wreck a horrible vengence on Trans Perth.

Bomb a rail line, kidnap a transet guard or fare dodge all the way to Mandurah.

My WRATH MUST BE APPEASED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS. Perth is the Paris of WA.

[Jovial Monk]

Can you do a quick shit in a transit cop's office or something?

Phantom shitters have done wonders!