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Jesus Rapes The Little Children

Post by AiA in Atlanta » Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:06 pm

This is the title of a song and I thought it would make a wonderful topic title. I have no idea what to post however. Let's make it up as we go along.

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JW Frogen
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Re: Jesus Rapes The Little Children

Post by JW Frogen » Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:04 pm

And Allah eats foetus falafels while Buddha BBQs babies...

Jovial Monk

Re: Jesus Rapes The Little Children

Post by Jovial Monk » Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:48 pm

Heh, some not very good late night TV, one little gem a pantry in a ME household a packet of "Falafel helper."

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Re: Jesus Rapes The Little Children

Post by JW Frogen » Sun Mar 01, 2009 5:23 pm

THAT, is some fucking strong home brew there Chunky Monk.

Fax me some of that shit.

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Post by Jovial Monk » Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:03 pm

I have about 12 stubbies of a 14% Russian Imperial Stout left, brewed in '03 and bottled in '04. Drinking one each New Years Eve. Fantastic flavor, getting smoother, what was chocolate and licorice flavor elements is now mainly a strong licorice flavor (from dark grains) and I really enjoy each stubby! Will drink the last one in about 2020: if I pass away b4 then from some illness I plan to drink them all at once and go out with a smile on my face.

Want one of those, just send me $10,000 in unmarked small bills and it will be bloody worth it!

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Post by Hebe » Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:13 pm

Jesus loves the little children…all the children of the world…red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in His sight. Jesus loves the little children of the world.

God I loved Ray Stevens. :)
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Post by Postul8 » Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:33 pm

and thereby endeth the lesson

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Re: Jesus Rapes The Little Children

Post by boxy » Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:32 am

Anyone got the lyrics to this delightful little piece of blasphemy?
"But you will run your fluffy bunny mouth at me. And I will take it, to play poker."

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Post by AiA in Atlanta » Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:35 am

boxy wrote:Anyone got the lyrics to this delightful little piece of blasphemy?

Maybe. Let me take a look.

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Re: Jesus Rapes The Little Children

Post by mantra. » Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:02 am

According to some Catholics in Brazil - Jesus doesn't rape the little children - but he approves of it.


Catholic child aborts twins

A nine-year-old girl who was carrying twins, allegedly after being raped by her stepfather, has undergone an abortion despite complaints from Brazil's Roman Catholic Church.

Police said the stepfather has been jailed since last week.

Abortion is illegal in Brazil, but judges can make exceptions if the mother's life is in danger or if the fetus has no chance of survival.

Fatima Maia, director of the public university hospital where the abortion was performed, said the 15-week-old pregnancy posed a serious risk to the 36-kilogram girl.

"She is very small. Her uterus doesn't have the ability to hold one, let alone two children," Ms Maia told the Jornal do Brasil newspaper.

But Marcio Miranda, a lawyer for the Archdiocese of Olinda and Recife in north-eastern Brazil, said the girl should have carried the twins to term and had a cesarean section.

"It's the law of God: Do not kill. We consider this murder," Ms Miranda said in comments reported by O Globo.

Calls to Ms Miranda were not immediately returned.

Brazil is home to more Catholics than any other nation

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