Global Warming

[boxy]

Aren't you guys undergoing a record heatwave down there or some shit?

Apparently. But meh, getting used to it.

'You see the same pattern all over. Take Detroit--' 'Hold on. Why do you know all these statistics offhand?' 'Oh, um, no idea. I definitely spend my evenings hanging out with friends, and not curating a REALLY NEAT database of temperature statistics. Because, pshh, who would want to do that, right? Also, snowfall records.'

[Chard]

Well, glad to know I'm not the only person that reads XKCD.

[Rorschach]

The United States is bracing for its coldest month of the century , and another freezing blast of Arctic air is threatening the Super Bowl, The Daily Mail reports.

Both teams have been warned to stay on high alert for changes to the scheduling of the first "NFL grand final" to be played in an open-air stadium.

The game could be moved to the preceding Friday or Saturday, or the following Monday, if authorities decide the weather will endanger the health of spectators.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ntury.html

[Chard]

No heatwave, huh?

Australia’s 2014 Heat Wave Picks Up Where 2013 Left Off

The U.S. may just be climbing out of the freezer, but Australia has been sweating through a major heat wave to start the year. Heat records fell across a large part of the country in the first week of the New Year. The warm weather is currently centered over sparsely populated Western Australia, but it could hit major population centers along the east coast by late next week.

The Australian Bureau of Meteorology released a special statement to chronicle the extent of the heat wave and its movement. While noting that it didn’t affect as wide an area as the January 2013 heat wave, the statement said the heat wave has been, “highly significant with substantial areas having their hottest day on record.” The heat wave comes on the heels of Australia’s hottest year on record during which a slew of records were shattered, including the country's hottest summer.

A map showing the highest temperatures recorded in Australia between Dec. 29, 2013-Jan. 4, 2014.
Source: Bureau of Meteorology.

During the most recent heat wave, dozens more records were set, including some by large margins. Narrabri, located about 320 miles northwest of Sydney, saw the thermometer hit an eye-popping 118°F on January 3. That surpassed the previous record by 6.5°F, which is the largest margin for an all-time high temperature record at an Australian weather station with 40 or more years of data. In Gunnedah Research Center, located 265 miles northwest of Sydney, temperatures rose to 114.6°F. That topped the previous high by 5°F. The station has records going back 76 years and is part of Australia’s long-term climate network. Overall, 34 locations across the country with 40 years or more of data had their hottest day on record.

Adverse effects of the hot weather have been felt across Australia. Reports indicate that 100,000 bats dropped dead in Queensland. Ranchers have also been forced to slaughter more cattle, and Australia’s herds could be at their lowest level in four years, according to Reuters. The Australian Department of Agriculture has also warned that with temperatures running 16–20°F above average for Queensland, South Australia, and Western Australia, wilted crops and increased fire danger are major concerns.

The heat was particularly overwhelming in the state of Queensland. The state had its ninth-hottest day on record on December 29, topping out at 106.3°F. However, it set an all-time record on January 3 when the maximum average temperature across the state was a sweltering 107.3°F.

In addition, 12 stations across Queensland, New South Wales, and South Australia all saw temperatures rise above 118.4°F over the first three days of the New Year. The hottest temperature recorded over that stretch was 120.7°F, which occurred in Moomba, South Australia on January 2.

Since then, the heat has moved to the territory of Western Australia. The Bureau of Meteorology has a few pockets on its forecast high temperature map shaded deep purple, a color it famously added to its temperature maps during last year's January heat wave. Those areas in far Western Australia are forecast to reach near 122°F on Friday afternoon.

A map showing the heat wave forecast for Australia starting on Monday.
Source: Bureau of Meteorology.

A "blocking" area of high pressure has kept high temperatures mostly at bay from Sydney and Melbourne, Australia’s two largest cities, but the respite could come to an end next week. By Monday, the Bureau of Meteorology puts Melbourne on the fringes of a severe heat wave. The Sydney Morning Herald reports the city could feel the heat by January 16.

Karly Braganza, manager of climate monitoring at the Bureau of Meteorology, told the Associated Press that climate change may have played a role in the current heat wave. Research suggests that manmade climate change has increased the odds of heat waves around the globe. Last year’s scorching summer and record heat wave in Australia were attributed in part to an increase in atmospheric greenhouse gases from to human activities.

So you're having hotter than average temps down there (which is part of a multi-year trend, btw) and we're having colder than average temps up here. Climate change in action.

[Rorschach]

SO your point would be?
Sorry I've lived here all my life... nothing to see here... move on.
Note; When I was a kid we had higher temps in our classrooms than the official record day after day....
This is not anything significant.

[Rorschach]

SO your point would be?
Sorry I've lived here all my life... nothing to see here... move on.
Note; When I was a kid we had higher temps in our classrooms than the official record day after day....
This is not anything significant.

Oh and it's good we are hot and you are cold... seasonal of course... otherwise we really would be having global warming.

[Chard]

quote="Rorschach"]SO your point would be?[/quote]

That, despite your denial of reality, Australia is having a significantly hotter than average summer and that it is part of a long-term trend of increasingly warmer than average summers.

Meanwhile, we're experiencing colder than average temps in areas that rarely see cold like this and areas that should be cold are way warmer than they should be. While we're having record cold in the lower 48, Alaska is having temps warm enough that fucking Fairbanks broke there high temp record on monday with temps in the 60Fs. Go look at map. We're getting snow in Atlanta, Georgia while snow is fucking melting less that 500km from the fucking arctic circle.

[AiA in Atlanta]

How To Talk To A Climate Science Denier, If You Must

An excerpt:


First, frame it as a risk-management issue. We aren’t really a society of believers and deniers on climate change; our opinions exist on a spectrum. Maybe you’re 90 percent sure that climate change is real, while your neighbor sets the probability at just 20 percent. A disagreement over numbers is easier to discuss than a fundamentally different set of worldviews. Even if there’s only a 20 percent chance of rising sea levels, intensifying storm systems and crop failure, we ought to take steps to mitigate the risk. After all, your house probably won’t burn down or flood, but you still have homeowners insurance.


http://thinkprogress.org/climate/2014/0 ... ce-denier/

[IQS.RLOW]

How To Talk To A Climate Science Denier, If You Must

An excerpt:


First, frame it as a risk-management issue. We aren’t really a society of believers and deniers on climate change; our opinions exist on a spectrum. Maybe you’re 90 percent sure that climate change is real, while your neighbor sets the probability at just 20 percent. A disagreement over numbers is easier to discuss than a fundamentally different set of worldviews. Even if there’s only a 20 percent chance of rising sea levels, intensifying storm systems and crop failure, we ought to take steps to mitigate the risk. After all, your house probably won’t burn down or flood, but you still have homeowners insurance.
http://thinkprogress.org/climate/2014/0 ... ce-denier/

This insurance premium is too high for the risk assessment, but if you're happy to pay $50k every year for 'insurance' (LOL) on your $450K house then I have a number of nice investment bridges for sale that you would probably be interested in...

[Rorschach]

Sorry Chard... it aint that unusual at all... the climate hasn't changed, the weather is seasonally hot.
BTW you guys have had as cold or worse before.