Global Warming

[Neferti]

[DaS Energy]

Is the switch on or off?

[Super Nova]

As I travel the bloody light switch direction changes.

In Australia, down always meant on.

In the US down always means off.

My apartment has a combination of both. Slow changing them to be the Aussie way.

I often wonder why the US is always the opposite of everything the brits created as a convention. Clearly the founding fathers hated the English so much that had to do everything differently.

[Rorschach]

Something light for the Believers/Deniers to chew on...

The joke’s on the climate doomsayers over ‘looming catastrophe’
TIM BLAIR THE DAILY TELEGRAPH APRIL 21, 2014 12:00AM

Bill McKibben has probably never cracked a decent joke in his entire life. That is as you’d expect. McKibben is an American academic who specialises in climate change, and such rigid types usually lack the fleetness of mind to knock out even a simple gag.

Key word: ‘‘usually’’. A few weeks ago McKibben made up for decades of humour deficiency by devising a joke so brilliant that it verges on genius.

The Harvard graduate actually proposed … a climate scientist strike.

“At this point it’s absurd to keep asking the scientific community to churn out more reports,” McKibben wrote. “In fact, it might almost be more useful if they went on strike: until you pay attention to what we’ve already told you, we won’t be telling you more.”

For all I know, the climate science community is running with McKibben’s idea. They do seem a little quieter than usual. Picture all the climate scientists dutifully withholding the latest tree ring data or Antarctic ice core measurements. Some of them might even have stopped filing grant applications.

An anxious world awaits news of the strike’s end. Meanwhile, nonscientist members of the climate panic movement — McKibben himself is a mere arts graduate — aren’t maintaining solidarity with their lab-coat comrades. Lately they’ve become louder and crazier than ever, presumably out of panic as the whole global warming issue continues to cool.

Clive James once wrote that hyper-excited Formula One commentator Murray Walker “sounds like a blindfolded man riding a unicycle on the rim of the pit of doom.” But dear old Murray has nothing on Greens senator Scott Ludlam, who last week announced: “This country is going to cook and people are going to die.”

You used to hear that sort of thing from fire-and-brimstone preachers whose remedy to our ills was prayer. The Greens instead believe in the healing power of the carbon tax, among other devotional offerings.

“The weather is turning violent on us because we have left this for decades,” preacherman Ludlam continued, conjuring the standard Greens scenario of a vengeful Gaia gone wild.

Frankly, I don’t think the old girl has got it in her. Come and have a go, Gaia, if you think you’re hard enough. But she sure has put the frighteners on former Australian of the Year Fiona Stanley. “I don’t think I can be silent,” the paediatrician told the ABC last week. On that point, for once a climate alarmist prediction turned out to be 100 per cent accurate.

Declaring herself to be “anxious and angry”, Stanley railed against science deniers and the denigration of scientists. She claimed that climate change would cause an increase in malnutrition among children and a rise in infectious diseases.

“But where are the departments of climate change, health effects of climate change, in Australia?” Stanley asked. “Where are they?” Well, the last I heard they were on strike. Do try to keep up, Fiona. Senator Ludlam’s Greens colleague Adam Bandt evidently felt left out of all last week’s excitement, so late in the piece he made his own run for the headlines. “Coal is the next asbestos or tobacco,” he announced, which is bad news for anyone planning on smoking it or using it to insulate their homes.

University of Canberra journalism lecturer Crispin Hull devoted his entire Friday newspaper column to the asbestos-coal concept. “Asbestos was toxic. Ultimately it was more economically beneficial to leave it in the ground than use it, aside from the human cost,” he wrote.

“We should now be saying similar things about coal and natural gas.” Hull went on to shriek that in 30 years environment minister Greg Hunt “will look like an asbestos miner so concerned about profits and economic benefits that he is blind to the looming catastrophe’’.

It’s been looming for decades, this glorious catastrophe. Long may it loom over us. Trouble is, once you subtract the looming, there isn’t much left. No bodies piling up. No coastlines falling into the sea. No mass extinctions. Quite the opposite, in fact.

Over the weekend it was announced that Peter Kerr, a scientist in California, had discovered a brand new species of gnat.

He has named the little guy Megophthalmidia mckibbeni, in honour of Bill McKibben.

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So good to see http://joannenova.com.au/ keeping up with all the crap, local and O/S that keeps coming our way via the meeja.

[Rorschach]

bump

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You gotta love this one from Monk on OZPOLITCS.

Re: Brandis Denying AGW Science Still
Reply #54 - Today at 1:09pm St George of the Holy Copper wrote Today at 12:43am:
And yet satellites still find more radiation reaches the earth than leaves it. Temperatures do keep going up. What the large El Nino now building in the Pacific at an unusual time of year portends I do not yet know, but could extend the dry season and cause more and hotter bush fires.

Well lets hope so lest we all freeze to death eh Geooooorge

[Rorschach]

I don't think Head Slapping affects him.
He seems too far gone for anything sensible to make a dent in his brainwashed pro ALP outlook.

[Rorschach]

Now the rabid progs on Ozpol say the carbon tax has nothing to do with climate change or global warming.

here is one example.

No one ever claimed that the carbon price "would affect global temperatures. This is what is called "straw man building". Trying to make an argument against an argument that does not exist.

The claimed purpose of the carbon price was to reduce emissions.
It is achieving its claimed purpose

Good grief...

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/2 ... 45248.html

If you thought the polar vortex was bad, get a load of a new climate phenomenon that just might be coming our way.

Some scientists say we could be headed for another "Little Ice Age," given how eerily calm the sun has been in recent years.