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Post by AiA in Atlanta » Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:23 am

Has Aussie abandoned his post? He hasn't been around lately ... in fact, this forum is creepy quiet.

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Post by Aussie » Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:23 am

I'm here.

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Post by Aussie » Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:38 pm

I goggled "cricket sledges," and this one, among many, came up.


Merv Hughes was playing for Australia against a South African provincial side during a tour to SA. Hansie Cronje was facing him on a totally flat
deck and belting fours and sixes from every one of Hughes' overs. After Cronje hit Hughes for six for about the 8th time, Big Merv ran down the
pitch, let out a huge fart and said "Try and hit that for six". It was about 5 minutes before everyone was composed enough to continue the
game.



I'm still laughing and it's at least ten minutes since I first read it!!!

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Post by Swami Dring » Sat Aug 09, 2008 10:36 am

My parting words to my fiance this morning as she left to go shopping were "don't show anyone your labia".

Sage advice, wot?
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Post by Rainbow Moonlight » Sat Aug 09, 2008 11:18 am

Indeed.:) When will you marry?

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Post by Swami Dring » Sat Aug 09, 2008 11:31 am

October 18 is the big day.
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Post by AiA in Atlanta » Sat Aug 09, 2008 11:40 am

Dringy wrote:My parting words to my fiance this morning as she left to go shopping were "don't show anyone your labia".

Sage advice, wot?

Majora? Minora? Be specific, god damn you!

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Post by JW Frogen » Sun Aug 10, 2008 1:58 pm

Dringy wrote:October 18 is the big day.
I am conflicted here Woodrow.

Should I warn you or congratulate you?

Ah, hell, congratulations!

You can find your own warnings.

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Post by Swami Dring » Sun Aug 10, 2008 2:58 pm

Thankyou Gus.

BTW, badminton chicks are HOT!
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Post by Swami Dring » Sat Aug 16, 2008 7:43 pm

Check out the men's 100m semis and final tonight, people.

Semis at around 10pm EST and the final at around 12.30am EST.

Should be huge. I saw Usain Bolt jog a 9.92 yesterday. The guy is a freak.
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