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Alien Space Cathedral

Post by AiA in Atlanta » Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:16 am

this settles it; i'm joining

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Scientology 'Alien Space Cathedral' Reportedly Revealed In New Mexico

In the New Mexico desert lies an allegedly secret Scientology installation that includes a huge message for extraterrestrials -- a crop circle-type design that can only easily be seen from high above the ground.

That's among the allegations set forth by BBC Panorama reporter John Sweeney in a new book, "Church of Fear: Inside the Weird World of Scientology," reports the New York Daily News.

The controversial Church of Scientology -- which boasts celebrity members Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Kirstie Alley and Juliette Lewis -- was founded in 1952 by writer L. Ron Hubbard, and promotes the concept that humans are immortal beings with reincarnated souls.

In his book, excerpted in The Sun, Sweeney writes that the two huge interlocking circles -- each of which has a large diamond shape inside -- were created as markers to guide special Scientologists "returning from space to find Mr. Hubbard's works after a nuclear Armageddon wipes out humanity."



Sweeney also reports that buried texts of Hubbard's teachings are included at the top secret New Mexico Scientology site.

The BBC reporter tried to find "the space alien cathedral that ex-Scientologists say was built deep underground by the church in the 1980s at the cost of millions of dollars.


"Its vault houses the lectures of Hubbard on gold discs locked in titanium caskets sealed with argon. The cathedral is H-bomb proof," Sweeney reports in his book.

Sweeney went to the supposed site of the alien cathedral accompanied by former Scientologist Marc Headley.

"Headley says he was 'audited' -- given spiritual counseling -- by Tom Cruise, Hollywood superstar and leading church member. Marc says he was also beaten up by the shadowy church's leader David Miscavige. The church denies both incidents," Sweeney alleged.

"If I'm wrong about the church believing in aliens, then why have they built these giant symbols in the middle of the desert that can only be seen from outer space," Sweeney said, according to therawstory.com.

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Re: Alien Space Cathedral

Post by Super Nova » Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:29 am

When we were teenagers we discussed ideas to make millions.

One of our favoured conclusions was to come to the US and start a religion. So many gulible stupid people with too much money. Is it too late to change my vocation?
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Re: Alien Space Cathedral

Post by IQS.RLOW » Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:31 am

Dear God...they are planning to make the sequel to Battlefield Earth.

Nuke it form orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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Re: Alien Space Cathedral

Post by Super Nova » Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:34 am

IQS.RLOW wrote:Dear God...they are planning to make the sequel to Battlefield Earth.

Nuke it form orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
A direct hit from space may be exactl what this site needs.

This read like something out of a SciFi book, I wonder why....

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Re: Alien Space Cathedral

Post by AiA in Atlanta » Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:38 am

The Scientology temple I am familiar with here in Atlanta is in a white, affluent suburb and the parking lot is filled with expensive luxury cars. I don't get it.

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Re: Alien Space Cathedral

Post by IQS.RLOW » Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:49 am

Like all humans, even rich people need something to believe in...I guess the Gaia hypothesis doesn't offer enough salvation to alleviate guilt
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Re: Alien Space Cathedral

Post by Super Nova » Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:54 am

Let's start a new religion to compete.

I contend that I am an ambassador from the other side of the galaxy from a planet I called Oa where I belong to an immortal race that are the guardians of the universe. I am here to convert humans to the cause because with their worship we can continue to power our lanterns to safegaurd this galaxy and the planet Earth.

We also require money, even though we have no use for it.

Donations are required from every human to no less than 10% of their weekly salary.

Send cheques to PO Box: 69, Sydney 2001 marked cash and we will pick you up when the Earths looks like it is going to be destroyed. If we fail to pick you up it is because you didn't pray enough or pay enough.
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Re: Alien Space Cathedral

Post by IQS.RLOW » Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:56 am

When you get tax exempt status, I'll be on board
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Re: Alien Space Cathedral

Post by Super Nova » Thu Jan 03, 2013 3:00 am

IQS.RLOW wrote:When you get tax exempt status, I'll be on board
You can be a high priest to ensure you have a role in the distribution o fthe moneys as it comes in.Oh... and the 2nd seat in the spaceship when it arrives to pick all ther good paying converts to this one and only true religion that will deliver what it promises. (Take your money and buy a seat on the next OA space craft that comes this way at the right time)
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