Strange but true...

[wog_girl]

That hairy object is more than likely a southern European woman. Razors are a luxury item at the moment with the economic downturn.

[IQS.RLOW]

I like your avatar WG

[wog_girl]

I like your avatar WG

A future minnow leader continuing the proud Greens tradition of bitching, sulking, lying and complaining. All at the taxpayers' expense, of course.

[IQS.RLOW]

The bunched up chin and quivering bottom lip mark of the left.

I believe Aussie sports this look now too.

[Rorschach]

Ghost or dirt devil...

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[Super Nova]

I have just shared this with the POMs in my office. I said no court in Aus will convict.

Man in Australia 'burned friend to death for drinking last four beers'

Darwin man put friend in car boot and doused it in petrol before setting it alight after drinking session row, court told

A man in Australia has faced court over claims he burnt his friend to death for drinking four of his beers.

Gary Stewart Miles has been charged with murdering Paul John Stamp after warning his friend not to drink any more of his beers during a drinking session at his home in Darwin last September.

When Mr Miles, 41, discovered that his friend had disobeyed the order and drank the four remaining beers, he and another friend beat Mr Stamp, 47, and put him inside a car boot. They allegedly planned to "teach him a lesson" and leave him by the roadside to find his way home.

However, the car ran out of petrol. The pair went off to find fuel and then Mr Miles returned and allegedly poured it over the car and ignited it.

The other friend, Gregory Channing, who is serving a five-and-a-half-year sentence for the assault, said Mr Miles shouted "I'm going to kill this c---" as he doused the car in petrol.

"You could tell by the way he was, he was a different person," Channing told a court in the Northern Territory. "Upset, like he couldn't believe what happened, like it didn't happen but it did."

However, Mr Miles's lawyer told the court that Channing had started the fire because he was angry that Mr Stamp had commented on his girlfriend's breasts.

"You were the person who came up with the plan, weren't you, because this man Stamp really pissed you off," the lawyer, Jon Tippett, QC, said.

Channing denied the allegation and insisted the fire was started by Mr Miles.

The trial continues.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... beers.html

[Super Nova]

Another major contribution to the world from Australia.

Australian man 'invented the selfie after drunken night out'

It is hardly the most glamorous selfie around, but an Australian self-portrait of an alcohol-related injury started the trend embraced by Rihanna, Kim Kardashian and other celebrities

Australia has proudly laid claim to inventing the term “selfie” - named 2013 word of the year by Oxford Dictionaries – after its first known use was revealed to be by an Australian describing a photograph taken while drunk at a 21st birthday party.

The dictionary editors said “selfie” – which refers to a self-portrait photograph – was first used in September 2002 to describe a photograph in a forum posting on the website of ABC, the public broadcaster.

"Um, drunk at a mates 21st, I tripped ofer [sic] and landed lip first (with front teeth coming a very close second) on a set of steps," said the posting.

"I had a hole about 1cm long right through my bottom lip. And sorry about the focus, it was a selfie."

The Australian who is the first person known to have used the term “selfie” was a university student who called himself “Hopey” and posted the now famous photograph while seeking advice about stitches in his lips.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... t-out.html

[Rorschach]

http://www.news.com.au/technology/scien ... 6810293590

IT'S a few notches on a 4000-year-old clay tablet. But what it reveals about the ancient biblical story of Noah's ark has scholars crowing the world over.

The British Museum yesterday put the recently deciphered clay tablet from ancient Mesopotamia - now Iraq - on display.

It's claimed to be one of the most important archaeological discoveries ever.

What it contains are specifications for the legendary Ark which was said to have saved two of each animal - and a handful of humans - from a catastrophic flood.

But some of the details are different to the generally known version.

It describes a circular vessel known as a coracle, not the rectangular vessel of modern mythology.

"It was really a heart-stopping moment - the discovery that the boat was to be a round boat," the tablet's discoverer, Irving Finkel said. "That was a real surprise."

[Rorschach]

This is one of those I see it but i don't believe it moments in sport...