Flight 370 and Conspiracy Theorists
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- AiA in Atlanta
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Flight 370 and Conspiracy Theorists
1. "If we never find the debris," writes one theorist, "it means some entirely new, mysterious and powerful force is at work on our planet which can pluck airplanes out of the sky without leaving behind even a shred of evidence."
2. "Terrorists hijacked the plane, and have parked the plane intact in an abandoned hanger to use as "a weapon of mass destruction" in the future:"
3. ""The plane's sudden disappearance is a "false flag" operation intentionally planted by CNN."
4. "Ome relatives of the passengers onboard have even reported hearing their phones ring--but no one is answering."
2. "Terrorists hijacked the plane, and have parked the plane intact in an abandoned hanger to use as "a weapon of mass destruction" in the future:"
3. ""The plane's sudden disappearance is a "false flag" operation intentionally planted by CNN."
4. "Ome relatives of the passengers onboard have even reported hearing their phones ring--but no one is answering."
- AiA in Atlanta
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5 "North Korea hijacked the plane."
6. "A flight tracker video over Malaysia shows bizarre radar occurrences happening immediately before MH370's disappearance. To the right of MH370's avatar, we see another aircraft avatar seemingly do impossible speeds amongst a slew of commercial crafts. Could it be a military jet set to intercept MH370, or at the very least interrupt the plane's communications? Whatever the case, it happened immediately before MH370 disappears from the radar screen."
7. "Islamist Chinese separatists in China brought the plane down."
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6. "A flight tracker video over Malaysia shows bizarre radar occurrences happening immediately before MH370's disappearance. To the right of MH370's avatar, we see another aircraft avatar seemingly do impossible speeds amongst a slew of commercial crafts. Could it be a military jet set to intercept MH370, or at the very least interrupt the plane's communications? Whatever the case, it happened immediately before MH370 disappears from the radar screen."
7. "Islamist Chinese separatists in China brought the plane down."
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- Neferti
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I am surprised that ALIENS haven't been blamed, yet.
I read somewhere that people can use their mobile/cell phones on planes now ... EVERYONE has one so IF they had a chance, surely someone would have texted someone?
It is probably just all Tony Abbott's fault anyhow. So .......... move along, nothing to see here.

I read somewhere that people can use their mobile/cell phones on planes now ... EVERYONE has one so IF they had a chance, surely someone would have texted someone?
It is probably just all Tony Abbott's fault anyhow. So .......... move along, nothing to see here.

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I vote for an alien abduction or they have fallen into a time vortex to reappear in 2 years time when it will crash into the sea and only then will be wreckage be discovered.
Here is the proof of their existence in this photo I took when I was travelling the same route on my stolen passport. I feel lucky that as the time they must have been on a tea break.

Here is the proof of their existence in this photo I took when I was travelling the same route on my stolen passport. I feel lucky that as the time they must have been on a tea break.

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No.LucasTheInnkeeper wrote:I know what it is. It's Global Warming that effected the magnetic field of the earth which in turn moved the Bermuda Triangle where Alien ships appear to Zap out carbon emitters at will.
I know what it is. It's Global Warming that has been held back for 17 years by the Aliens trying to help us not destroy the planet and the all nighter run by the US Congress last night was the result of the alien ambassador living in Area 51 having a quite word with Obama to pull his finger out and take action
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Al Gore is really an alien in a suit.LucasTheInnkeeper wrote:Al Gore Told me after I paid 1 years subscription site membership to his website it was the Bermuda Triangle moving so it must be true.
I think you are telling a porky. My money is on Al Gore he knows everything there is to know.
He knows a lot but doesn't communicate convincingly. I hope they continue their work on their human simulation training.
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Planes just don't "disintegrate" on their own ....
- AiA in Atlanta
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The Malaysian military now says that the plane was hundreds of miles off course and made it to the Malacca Strait ... that changes a whole lot of things.
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Re: Flight 370 and Conspiracy Theorists
Eet voz ze DaS valve... it sucked zem, right out of ze sky.
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