skippy wrote:Outlaw Yogi wrote:I've gt a touch of ranga in me, some places more than others.
The only place I got banned from was the Treasury casino in Brisvagas ...
because my jeans (unknown to me) had ripped up the arse and I had no jocks on.

didn't you feel breezy?
No, must have happened in the car on the way down to Brissy.
Didn't notice till a bouncer put his hand on my shulder and said "You'll have to leave mate".
I asked "What am I supposed to have done?
He said "your jeans are ripped"
I looked down and asked "Where"
He replied "Your backside"
I put my hand on my arse and felt it bare and said "Yeah, right mate".
People have always been picking on red heads. That's why the Celts had swords as good as Japanese Katanas 500 years earlier and invented chain mail armour.
If Donald Trump is so close to the Ruskis, why couldn't he get Vladimir Putin to put novichok in Xi Jjinping's lipstick?