Your election choices

[Nicole]

I just looked up the candidates in my seat (I only moved here in January) and I am pissed off. These are my choices:

Australian Democrats
The Greens
Australian Labor Party
Animal Justice party
Australian liberal party
United Australia Party

Seriously, where are the options for a conservative voter who has some serious concerns about the liberal party?

Yes, your choices are not good.
What an awful mob.

Hopefully the national Conservatives have a rep here

Yeah, I’ll have to put the Libs first out of that lot. Mr Palmer will be getting a “6” next to his parties name.

[Bobby]

It's a choice between Cheech and Chong:

[Nicole]

Well said Bobby

[Nicole]

I need to read up on the animal justice party. I’d consider putting them second but they’re probably stacked with nutty, violent vegans. I don’t support live exports and some other practices.

[Black Orchid]

My choices are ...

Liberal
Labor
Greens
Independent (and previous Greens candidate)
United Australia Party
Sustainable Australia Party

[Nicole]

My choices are ...

Liberal
Labor
Greens
Independent (and previous Greens candidate)
United Australia Party
Sustainable Australia Party

As fucked as mine, in other words

[Black Orchid]

My choices are ...

Liberal
Labor
Greens
Independent (and previous Greens candidate)
United Australia Party
Sustainable Australia Party

As fucked as mine, in other words

Yup! The clear choice for me in that rabble is SAP and all the others come dead LAST but one of them will have to sit 2nd and then 3rd and I am not happy with that.

[billy the kid]

Over 30% of punters in Australia are fed up with the coalition, labour, the greens...up from 25%
Labour will win this election as most punters will look into their pockets and see they havent
got a spare dollar to their name...in other words, theyre on the bones of their arses...
Therefore theyll say...lets give labour a go....
Labour will get in...fuck the joint...and in four years punters will say..
Oh Labour stuffed it up...which they will.....
And theyll vote the coalition back in...
The cycle is there...always has been...always will be....
And between now and 2023...most punters will be saying....
Whos going to win the footie tonite...go the sharkies....send him off ref...been doing it all day....
...get em on side ref....
Or maybe theyll be wondering how that souffle tastes that someone moron cooked in MKR....
Maybe Ill paint my face red and yellow and go to watch the GC Suns get thrashed again....

[Black Orchid]

The cycle continues. After Labor stuff us right up the Libs will be voted back in to clean up the mess which gets harder and harder every time.

The Libs will start to get close to turning the balance back into the black and the Labs will start whinging again that they are missing out and that they want more more more handouts ... and so it will go on.

I wish the Libs would bring back Peter Costello.

[billy the kid]

The cycle continues. After Labor stuff us right up the Libs will be voted back in to clean up the mess which gets harder and harder every time.

The Libs will start to get close to turning the balance back into the black and the Labs will start whinging again that they are missing out and that they want more more more handouts ... and so it will go on.

I wish the Libs would bring back Peter Costello.

You mean the fool that sold all our gold for threepence an ounce......youre kidding arent you....